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A couple went to marriage counselling. The doctor said "Whos fault was the last fight?"
The man said, "Mine, when the wife asked what was on TV, I said dust."
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First Guy (proudly) : My wife is an Angel!
Second Guy : Lucky you, mines still alive.
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Little Boy: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
Father: Don't know son, I'm still paying.
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An aeroplane full of passengers took off. The plane ran into a really bad storm with loads of turbulence. Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck and broke off the whole of one wing.
So the pilot says to the passengers "I'm sorry to say this, but we have lost a wing and in less than a minute we are going to crash and I don't think any of us will survive."
So a woman immediately stood up at the front of the plane and said "If I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a natural woman! Is there anyone here who can do this?"
A man got up at the back of the plane. "I can," he said. He walked up the plane, unbuttoning his shirt.
The passengers looked on as he took off his shirt. His muscles rippled across his body as he handed her the shirt and said "Here, iron this."
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