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I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always
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Women are like guns, if you keep them long enough, you will want to shoot them.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I wouldn't want to interrupt her.
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A man inserted an ad into a newspaper asking for a wife. The next day he had loads of letters saying "Have mine..."
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The number one way to remember your wife's birthday is... to forget it once.
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In the beginning, God created man then rested. Then God created animals, then rested. Then he created women. Since then, neither man nor God has rested.
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Then there was the man who said "I didn't know what true happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.
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