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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open by the time she brings it.
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Why is a laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in?
The dog, at least he'll stop barking when he's inside.
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there's one on the cooker.
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
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